{"id":2358,"date":"2020-06-08T11:19:47","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2020-06-08T11:19:48","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:19:48","slug":"a-teacher-told-her-young-class-to-ask-their-parents-for-a-family-story-with-a-moral-at-the-end-of-it-and-to-return-the-next-day-to-tell-their-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-teacher-told-her-young-class-to-ask-their-parents-for-a-family-story-with-a-moral-at-the-end-of-it-and-to-return-the-next-day-to-tell-their-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, \u201cMy dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.\u201d The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket. \u201cVery good,\u201d said the teacher. Next, Mary said, \u201cWe are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks.\u201d The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they\u2019re hatched . \u201cVery good,\u201d said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Next it was Barney\u2019s turn to tell his story: \u201cMy dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.\u201d \u201cGo on,\u201d said the teacher, intrigued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.\u201d \u201cGood heavens,\u201d said the horrified teacher, \u201cWhat did your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The child said: \u201cStay away from Aunt Karen when she\u2019s been drinking.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-21-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2359\" width=\"205\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-21-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-21-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-21.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, \u201cMy dad is a farmer and we have chickens. 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