{"id":2332,"date":"2020-05-24T04:28:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-24T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2332"},"modified":"2020-05-24T04:28:01","modified_gmt":"2020-05-24T04:28:01","slug":"there-were-three-guys-named-jackson-who-were-all-in-the-clothing-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/there-were-three-guys-named-jackson-who-were-all-in-the-clothing-business\/","title":{"rendered":"There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to&nbsp;<em>their<\/em>&nbsp;store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The one on the left puts up a sign that says &#8220;Jackson&#8217;s clothing store (Best prices!)&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says &#8220;Jackson&#8217;s clothing store (Best quality!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Jackson&#8217;s clothing store (Main entrance).&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/jokePin-10-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2333\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/jokePin-10-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/jokePin-10-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/jokePin-10.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to&nbsp;their&nbsp;store rather than&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2333,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2334,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions\/2334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}