{"id":2292,"date":"2020-05-14T07:01:21","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T07:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2292"},"modified":"2020-05-15T08:57:43","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T08:57:43","slug":"a-group-of-kindergarteners-were-trying-to-become-accustomed-to-the-first-grade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-group-of-kindergarteners-were-trying-to-become-accustomed-to-the-first-grade\/","title":{"rendered":"A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou need to use \u2018big people\u2019 words,\u201d she\u2019d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI went to visit my Nana.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!\u201d She then asked Mitchell what he had done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI took a ride on a choo-choo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said: \u201cNo, you took a ride on a train. Use big people words\u201d. 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