{"id":2284,"date":"2020-05-08T15:40:49","date_gmt":"2020-05-08T15:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2284"},"modified":"2020-05-15T08:58:23","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T08:58:23","slug":"a-couple-go-for-a-meal-at-a-chinese-restaurant-and-order-the-chicken-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-couple-go-for-a-meal-at-a-chinese-restaurant-and-order-the-chicken-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the &#8220;Chicken Surprise&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Good grief, did you see that?&#8221; she asks her husband. He hadn&#8217;t, so she asks him to look in the pot. 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