{"id":2264,"date":"2020-04-30T12:02:29","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T12:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:00:09","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:00:09","slug":"a-man-takes-his-wife-to-get-tested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-takes-his-wife-to-get-tested\/","title":{"rendered":"A man takes his wife to get tested"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor tells him, \u201cDue to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The man, clearly frustrated, asks, \u201cWell what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor calmly suggests, \u201cI recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don\u2019t let her in.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-14-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2265\" width=\"191\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-14-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-14-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-14.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor. The doctor tells him, \u201cDue to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2265,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[45,15],"class_list":["post-2264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}