{"id":2260,"date":"2020-04-30T11:57:06","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T11:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2260"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:00:20","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:00:20","slug":"a-mans-wife-accuses-him-of-testiculating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-mans-wife-accuses-him-of-testiculating\/","title":{"rendered":"A man&#8217;s wife accuses him of &#8220;testiculating&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;What the hell is&nbsp;<em>testiculating<\/em>?&#8221; the man asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, &#8220;It&#8217;s when a man is talking bollocks!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The man considers this for a moment.&#8221;Tell me something,&#8221; he finally says. &#8220;Are you on your period?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; his wife answers. &#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man nods. &#8220;I thought so. You&#8217;re ovaryacting.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-13-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2262\" width=\"200\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-13-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-13-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-13.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What the hell is&nbsp;testiculating?&#8221; the man asks. Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, &#8220;It&#8217;s when a man is talking bollocks!&#8221; The man considers this for a moment.&#8221;Tell me&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2262,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-2260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2260"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2308,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260\/revisions\/2308"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}