{"id":2255,"date":"2020-04-27T03:34:40","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T03:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:00:36","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:00:36","slug":"an-attractive-young-woman-on-a-flight-from-ireland-asked-the-priest-beside-her-father-may-i-ask-a-favor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-attractive-young-woman-on-a-flight-from-ireland-asked-the-priest-beside-her-father-may-i-ask-a-favor\/","title":{"rendered":"An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, &#8220;Father, may I ask a favor?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Of course child. What may I do for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I&#8217;m afraid they&#8217;ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? 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