{"id":2252,"date":"2020-04-22T07:49:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T07:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2252"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:00:50","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:00:50","slug":"this-guy-is-dining-alone-in-a-fancy-restaurant-and-theres-a-beautiful-redhead-sitting-at-the-next-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/this-guy-is-dining-alone-in-a-fancy-restaurant-and-theres-a-beautiful-redhead-sitting-at-the-next-table\/","title":{"rendered":"This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there\u2019s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>He\u2019s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn\u2019t have the courage to start talking to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. His reflexes kick in and he reaches out, plucks it out of the air, and hands it back to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The redhead is mortified. \u201cOh my, I am so sorry,\u201d she says as she pops her eye back into place. \u201cLet me buy your dinner to make it up to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So he joins her table and they enjoy a wonderful meal together. Afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks at a bar. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. He says yes and they return to her place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>He ends up staying the night. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. 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