{"id":2249,"date":"2020-04-22T07:46:52","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T07:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2249"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:01:26","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:01:26","slug":"son-daddy-i-fell-in-love-and-want-to-date-this-awesome-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/son-daddy-i-fell-in-love-and-want-to-date-this-awesome-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Son: &#8220;Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Father: &#8220;That&#8217;s great, son! Who is she?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Son: &#8220;It&#8217;s Sandra, the neighbor&#8217;s daughter.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Father: &#8220;Ohhh, I wish you hadn&#8217;t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. 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