{"id":2233,"date":"2020-04-10T08:13:29","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T08:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2233"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:02:55","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:02:55","slug":"an-american-a-german-and-a-chinese-got-arrested-consuming-alcohol-which-is-a-severe-offense-in-saudi-arabia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-american-a-german-and-a-chinese-got-arrested-consuming-alcohol-which-is-a-severe-offense-in-saudi-arabia\/","title":{"rendered":"An American, a German, and a Chinese got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So for the terrible crime, they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt is my first wife\u2019s birthday today, and she would like to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The German was first in line. He thought for a while and then said: \u201cPlease tie a pillow to my back.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His wish was granted, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes &amp; the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Chinese was up next. After watching the German in horror he said smugly, \u201cPlease fix two pillows to my back.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes &amp; the Chinese was also led away whimpering loudly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: \u201cI like you Americans! For this, you may have two wishes!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness.\u201d the American replied, \u201cIn recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.\u201d The Sheikh said with a respectful look on his face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. 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