{"id":2225,"date":"2020-04-10T08:06:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T08:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2225"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:03:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:03:14","slug":"the-three-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-three-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"The Three Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> An Englishman, Welshman and a Jamaican are in hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. After much pacing up and down, the nurse emerges from the maternity ward and announces that each are the father to a bouncing baby boy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cUnfortunately there\u2019s just one small problem\u201d she adds. \u201cBecause they were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and don\u2019t know which baby belongs to which parent. Would you mind identifying them?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> The three men agree and go into the delivery room to look at the babies. Immediately the Englishman picks up the black baby. \u201cYes, this is definitely my baby\u201d he says confidently. \u201cEr, excuse me\u201d says the Jamaican \u201cbut I think it\u2019s obvious that this is my son.\u201d The Englishman pulls him aside and says, \u201cI see where you\u2019re coming from, mate, but one of these babies is Welsh and I\u2019m not prepared to gamble\u201d. &nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-6-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2228\" width=\"259\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-6-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-6-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jokePin-6.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Englishman, Welshman and a Jamaican are in hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. After much pacing up and down, the nurse emerges from the maternity ward and&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2228,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2225"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2318,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions\/2318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}