{"id":2211,"date":"2020-03-31T07:07:59","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T07:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2211"},"modified":"2020-05-15T09:04:16","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T09:04:16","slug":"a-woman-cranky-because-her-husband-was-late-coming-home-again-decided-to-leave-a-note-saying-ive-had-enough-and-have-left-you-dont-bother-coming-after-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-woman-cranky-because-her-husband-was-late-coming-home-again-decided-to-leave-a-note-saying-ive-had-enough-and-have-left-you-dont-bother-coming-after-me\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ve had enough and have left you. 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