{"id":1929,"date":"2019-11-11T07:07:02","date_gmt":"2019-11-11T07:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1929"},"modified":"2019-11-11T07:07:04","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T07:07:04","slug":"a-woman-is-cooking-eggs-in-the-kitchen-when-her-husband-comes-running-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-woman-is-cooking-eggs-in-the-kitchen-when-her-husband-comes-running-in\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife, startled at her husband&#8217;s violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! 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