{"id":1906,"date":"2019-11-04T05:05:43","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T05:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1906"},"modified":"2019-11-04T05:05:44","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T05:05:44","slug":"a-man-playing-on-a-new-golf-course-got-confused-as-to-what-hole-he-was-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-playing-on-a-new-golf-course-got-confused-as-to-what-hole-he-was-on\/","title":{"rendered":"A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She replied, \u201cI\u2019m on the 7th hole, and you\u2019re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>He thanked her and went back to his golf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, \u201cI\u2019m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once again he thanked her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He went up to her and said, \u201cLet me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She replied, \u201cIf I told you, you would only laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, I wouldn\u2019t,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, \u201cI sell tampons.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, \u201cSee, I knew you would laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s not what I\u2019m laughing at,\u201d he replied. \u201cI\u2019m a toilet paper salesman, so I\u2019m STILL one hole behind you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/jokePin-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1907\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/jokePin-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/jokePin-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/jokePin.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, \u201cI\u2019m on the 7th hole,&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1907,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-1906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1908,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions\/1908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}