{"id":1896,"date":"2019-11-01T05:36:26","date_gmt":"2019-11-01T05:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1896"},"modified":"2019-11-01T05:38:10","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T05:38:10","slug":"a-teacher-gave-her-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-teacher-gave-her-class\/","title":{"rendered":"A teacher gave her class"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Ashley said, &#8216;My father&#8217;s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>&#8216;What&#8217;s the morale of that story?&#8217; asked the teacher.<br>&#8216;Don&#8217;t put all your eggs in one basket!&#8217;<br>&#8216;Very good,&#8217; said the teacher.<br>Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, &#8216;Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, &#8216;Don&#8217;t count your chickens before they&#8217;re hatched&#8217;.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p><br>&#8216;That was a fine story Sarah.&#8217;<br>Johnny, do you have a story to share?&#8217;<br>&#8216;Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Auntie Barbara. 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