{"id":1783,"date":"2019-09-23T10:47:12","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T10:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1783"},"modified":"2019-09-23T10:47:16","modified_gmt":"2019-09-23T10:47:16","slug":"yoda-and-luke-are-walking-through-the-swamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/yoda-and-luke-are-walking-through-the-swamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\n\nPart of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there\u2019s a long break in the ledge they can\u2019t cross&#8230;\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSomething for this I have.\u201d Yoda says. He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When they get back to Yoda\u2019s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda\u2019s garden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSomething I have for this.\u201d Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Yoda and Luke return to Yoda\u2019s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He\u2019s used all his forks but one, he discovers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s ok Master.&#8221; Luke says, wanting to be helpful. \u201cI\u2019ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMaster Yoda!\u201d he asks. \u201cWhat did I do wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yoda replies sagely, \u201cA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. 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