{"id":1777,"date":"2019-09-19T08:47:56","date_gmt":"2019-09-19T08:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2019-09-19T08:47:57","modified_gmt":"2019-09-19T08:47:57","slug":"bubba-died-in-a-fire-and-his-body-was-burned-pretty-badly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/bubba-died-in-a-fire-and-his-body-was-burned-pretty-badly\/","title":{"rendered":"Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, \u201cYup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, \u201cNope, ain\u2019t Bubba.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gary looked at the body and said, \u201cYup he\u2019s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.\u201d The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, \u201cNo, it ain\u2019t Bubba.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The mortician asked, \u201cHow can you tell?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gary said, \u201cWell, Bubba had two assholes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat? 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