{"id":1720,"date":"2019-09-02T07:00:32","date_gmt":"2019-09-02T07:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1720"},"modified":"2019-09-02T07:00:32","modified_gmt":"2019-09-02T07:00:32","slug":"at-a-winery-the-regular-taster-died-and-the-director-started-looking-for-a-new-one-to-hire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/at-a-winery-the-regular-taster-died-and-the-director-started-looking-for-a-new-one-to-hire\/","title":{"rendered":"At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. 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