{"id":1691,"date":"2019-08-30T12:30:29","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T12:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1691"},"modified":"2019-08-30T12:33:53","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T12:33:53","slug":"i-was-in-venice-beach-in-january-and-there-was-a-homeless-man-with-a-sign-that-said-1-dollar-for-dirty-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/i-was-in-venice-beach-in-january-and-there-was-a-homeless-man-with-a-sign-that-said-1-dollar-for-dirty-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said \u201c1 dollar for dirty joke.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Homeless man: \u201cAlright sir whats your name?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: \u201cJohn\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Homeless man: \u201cSo Johnny, there is black rooster alright?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many legs does that chicken have.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: \u201cTwo?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Homeless man: \u201cRight, now how many wings this black rooster got?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: \u201cTwo?\u201d Homeless man: \u201cRight, now how many eyes this black rooster got?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: \u201cTwo?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Homeless man: \u201cRight again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: \u201cI don\u2019t know? A lot?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Homeless man: \u201cWell Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: \u201cAlright sir whats your name?\u201d Me: \u201cJohn\u201d Homeless man: \u201cSo Johnny, there is black&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1692,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[45,34,15],"class_list":["post-1691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1691"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1694,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1691\/revisions\/1694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}