{"id":1684,"date":"2019-08-27T11:14:56","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T11:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2019-08-29T12:05:07","modified_gmt":"2019-08-29T12:05:07","slug":"a-fourth-generation-prostitute-goes-home-to-her-great-grandmothers-house-for-a-family-dinner-funny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-fourth-generation-prostitute-goes-home-to-her-great-grandmothers-house-for-a-family-dinner-funny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"A fourth-generation prostitute goes home to her great-grandmother&#8217;s house for a family dinner&#8230; (funny jokes)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>She begins complaining to her family about work. &#8220;Geeze! Men these days complain about paying $50 for a blowjob! It&#8217;s hard work! I&nbsp;<em>earn<\/em>&nbsp;that money!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom, who was a hooker in the 1980s laughs. &#8220;Fifty bucks!? You&#8217;re complaining about that? When I was on the streets, we were lucky to get $20!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grandma giggles. &#8220;You two are both spoiled brats! Back in the 1950s, we took $5 for a blowey, and we were glad to get it!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They all turn to great grandma, who&#8217;s quietly knitting. Great grandma leans back in her rocking chair and says, &#8220;Gald-dang whipper-snappers! Back in my day, during the Great Depression, we was just happy to have something warm in our stomachs!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She begins complaining to her family about work. &#8220;Geeze! Men these days complain about paying $50 for a blowjob! It&#8217;s hard work! I&nbsp;earn&nbsp;that money!&#8221; Mom, who was a hooker in&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1685,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[45,34,15],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1690,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions\/1690"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}