{"id":1655,"date":"2019-08-24T13:21:35","date_gmt":"2019-08-24T13:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1655"},"modified":"2019-08-24T13:23:01","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T13:23:01","slug":"a-young-guy-called-tommy-bought-a-horse-from-a-farmer-for-250-and-the-farmer-agreed-to-deliver-the-horse-to-tommy-the-following-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-young-guy-called-tommy-bought-a-horse-from-a-farmer-for-250-and-the-farmer-agreed-to-deliver-the-horse-to-tommy-the-following-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy\u2019s house and said, \u201cSorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Tommy replied, \u201cWell, then just give me my money back. That\u2019s fine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The farmer said, \u201cSorry, I can\u2019t do that. I went and spent it already.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tommy then said, \u201cOkay, then, just bring me the dead horse.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The farmer was surprised and asked Tommy, \u201cWhy? What ya gonna do with him?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tommy replied, \u201cI\u2019m going to raffle him off.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The farmer laughed and said, \u201cYou can\u2019t raffle off a dead horse! 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