{"id":1371,"date":"2019-07-19T09:27:41","date_gmt":"2019-07-19T09:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2019-07-19T09:30:00","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T09:30:00","slug":"gym-locker-room-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/gym-locker-room-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"Gym locker room conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\n\nSeveral men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and begins to talk. 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