{"id":1364,"date":"2019-07-18T12:30:10","date_gmt":"2019-07-18T12:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=1364"},"modified":"2019-07-18T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2019-07-18T12:32:00","slug":"a-teacher-goes-for-a-long-walk-on-the-beach-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-teacher-goes-for-a-long-walk-on-the-beach-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach."},"content":{"rendered":"\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. \u201cYou have three wishes. 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