What’s Your Old Person Name?
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ed24468 What’s Your Old Person Name? What’s Your Old Person Name? Inside of all of us is an old person just waiting to get out! Whether you're already an old soul or a you still feel like a spring chicken, deep down there's an old person. What exactly is your true old person name? Let's reveal the truth!

Are you male or female?

Are you male or female?
  • Male
  • Female
  • Prefer not to say

Be honest, your purse or pockets are almost always filled with...

Be honest, your purse or pockets are almost always filled with...
  • Peppermints
  • Butterscotch candies
  • Old receipts
  • Hershey kisses
  • Old giftcards

You're going out to eat with an old friend, what do you order?

You're going out to eat with an old friend, what do you order?
  • Salad, dressing on the side.
  • A big juicy burger.
  • A club sandwich.
  • Soup and crackers.
  • A slice of pie and some coffee.

As a teenager, most people labeled you as a....

As a teenager, most people labeled you as a....
  • Flirt
  • Goody two-shoes
  • Prep
  • Rebel
  • Saint

You would never dream of shopping without...

You would never dream of shopping without...
  • A list
  • Coupons
  • A rewards card
  • A gift card
  • A sale

Pick your favorite old curse word:

Pick your favorite old curse word:
  • Damn!
  • Darn it!
  • Heavens to Betsy!
  • Dagnabit!
  • Oh fudge!

What do you always carry with you?

What do you always carry with you?
  • Sugar packets
  • A safety pin
  • Band aids
  • Cash
  • A handkerchief

What kind of pet would you most like to own?

What kind of pet would you most like to own?
  • A cat
  • Many cats
  • A dog or two
  • A goldfish
  • No pets for me!

What's wrong with young people these days?

What's wrong with young people these days?
  • Everything!
  • Their darn cell phones.
  • They're lazy.
  • They're too sensitive.
  • They have no style.

What's the best kind of daytime TV program?

What's the best kind of daytime TV program?
  • Talk shows
  • Game shows
  • The news
  • Old sitcom reruns
  • Court shows