How Sarcastic Are You Really?
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dd6bbe9 How Sarcastic Are You Really? How Sarcastic Are You Really? We all have a tendency to be a bit sarcastic, but how sarcastic are you really? Are you ready to find out just where you land on the sarcasm scale? Take these 10 questions and find out!

What's your favorite website?

What's your favorite website?
  • The Onion
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Other

Which Seinfeld character do you identify with?

Which Seinfeld character do you identify with?
  • Jerry
  • George
  • Kramer
  • Elaine
  • Newman

What do you typically eat for breakfast in the morning?

What do you typically eat for breakfast in the morning?
  • Rainbows and sunshine
  • Coffee and toast
  • Pancakes and bacon
  • I don't eat breakfast

You see a homeless guy begging for loose change. What do you do?

You see a homeless guy begging for loose change. What do you do?
  • Stop him and give him some money
  • Give him fake monopoly money
  • Do nothing at all

What was your childhood like?

What was your childhood like?
  • Oh just peachy. I would love to do that again.
  • Eh it was okay I didn't die or anything
  • I rode a lot of bikes and ate a lot of snacks
  • Pretty normal come to think of it

It's your wedding and you're at the altar. Do you take this person to be your lawful, wedded spouse?

It's your wedding and you're at the altar. Do you take this person to be your lawful, wedded spouse?
  • Duh!
  • Obviously. Why else would I be here?
  • I do!
  • Of course!

Which celebrity do you most like to impersonate?

Which celebrity do you most like to impersonate?
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Beyonce
  • Kanye West
  • Donald Trump

If a friend is looking less than their best and they ask how they look, what do you say?

If a friend is looking less than their best and they ask how they look, what do you say?
  • Like a couple of bucks
  • Like a million bucks
  • I wouldn't go screaming in the other direction or anything
  • You look nice

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What do you want to be when you grow up?
  • A child
  • An astronaut
  • A gravedigger
  • A grown up

How do you celebrate your accomplishments?

How do you celebrate your accomplishments?
  • What accomplishments?
  • Champagne
  • Pizza and ice cream
  • I don't celebrate