I Keep Losing My Things

I Keep Losing My Things

The local restaurant monkey and my wife meet

The local restaurant monkey and my wife meet

Didn’t know I’d be exposed that my two front teeth are fake at a black light party

Didn’t know I’d be exposed that my two front teeth are fake at a black light party

The Toledo Zoo setup a way for orangutans to splash visitors

The Toledo Zoo setup a way for orangutans to splash visitors

I found this sign at London Zoo

I found this sign at London Zoo

friend made a hat

friend made a hat

Wifi names in my apartment complex.

Wifi names in my apartment complex.

Posted at the 4way stop in my town

Posted at the 4way stop in my town

I took a stupid photo, and it has become the default photo my family now sends each other instead of ‘ok’.

I took a stupid photo, and it has become the default photo my family now sends each other instead of ‘ok’.

Just why?

Just why?

My BF specifically remembered purchasing the tampons. Turns out he did!

My BF specifically remembered purchasing the tampons. Turns out he did!

Flex

Flex

New employee starting today brought "brownies" in for everyone with this note

New employee starting today brought

Well played, Target.

Well played, Target.

My wife just went back to work and thinks I'm an idiot

My wife just went back to work and thinks I'm an idiot

Already tired and haven’t even started

Already tired and haven’t even started

The trophy for my town's July 4th hot dog eating contest

The trophy for my town's July 4th hot dog eating contest

Someone's million dollar idea...

Someone's million dollar idea...

I love bathroom wall conversations

I love bathroom wall conversations

Old man with a sense of humor

Old man with a sense of humor

What are they making traffic cones out of these days?

What are they making traffic cones out of these days?