No Babysitter Available

No Babysitter Available

My sister took this pic today

My sister took this pic today

You only live once!

You only live once!

Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

The man with 3 arms/hands

The man with 3 arms/hands

Words to live by...

Words to live by...

Spotted at a local Wal-Mart

Spotted at a local Wal-Mart

It warmed to 26 f and the pajamas are melting Matrix-style

It warmed to 26 f and the pajamas are melting Matrix-style

Today I f*cked up

Today I f*cked up

Low budget cow

Low budget cow

After years of saving I finally bought a house

After years of saving I finally bought a house

This sign outside an animal hospital

This sign outside an animal hospital

Misfortune cookie

Misfortune cookie

Wife has run out of ideas.

Wife has run out of ideas.

Found out why my wife is in such a good mood since weeks: she is smokin' crack. So sad.

Found out why my wife is in such a good mood since weeks: she is smokin' crack. So sad.

Saw this at the restaurant today

Saw this at the restaurant today

My friend’s family Christmas Card

My friend’s family Christmas Card

At a local holistic healing store.

At a local holistic healing store.

I love rearranging movie titles at the thrift store.

I love rearranging movie titles at the thrift store.

Can you all confirm for my wife I'm not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?

Can you all confirm for my wife I'm not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?

say cheese

say cheese