Already tired and haven’t even started

Already tired and haven’t even started

This sign in my new apartment building. I live on the 28th floor.

This sign in my new apartment building. I live on the 28th floor.

Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

IRL eye test for "I want to speak with the manager" types

IRL eye test for

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

Great to see Prince Harry's new book on display.

Great to see Prince Harry's new book on display.

The restrooms at my local pizzeria.

The restrooms at my local pizzeria.

My 3 y/o somehow kicked himself in the face and got a nosebleed while dancing, his school offered sage advice on how to avoid future accidents

My 3 y/o somehow kicked himself in the face and got a nosebleed while dancing, his school offered sage advice on how to avoid future accidents

Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.

Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.

My dog always looks like he’s just received the worst news of his life

My dog always looks like he’s just received the worst news of his life

woke up to this little burrito today

woke up to this little burrito today

Printed these labels to keep my kids away from my treats. Works like a charm

Printed these labels to keep my kids away from my treats. Works like a charm

Who the fuck is eating level 6 toast???

Who the fuck is eating level 6 toast???

Beard Attractiveness Graph.

Beard Attractiveness Graph.

My husband will NEVER guess what I got him for Christmas

My husband will NEVER guess what I got him for Christmas

Delta Passenger Puts Down Mattress And Goes To Sleep At The Gate

Delta Passenger Puts Down Mattress And Goes To Sleep At The Gate

My girlfriend was in charge of making hot chocolate tonight

My girlfriend was in charge of making hot chocolate tonight

Should I go or not?

Should I go or not?

10 for effort

10 for effort

This grocery store gets it

This grocery store gets it

A neighbor’s 2022 Halloween decoration.

A neighbor’s 2022 Halloween decoration.