Already tired and haven’t even started

Already tired and haven’t even started

This has been living in my mind for over 2 years now

This has been living in my mind for over 2 years now

My brother shaved today

My brother shaved today

Please don't.

Please don't.

Greatest Halloween decorations ever...

Greatest Halloween decorations ever...

New policy at the local hardware store

New policy at the local hardware store

This guy looks like he's wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt

This guy looks like he's wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt

Someone forgot to check their wife's texts

Someone forgot to check their wife's texts

My son is not a fan of showing his work...

My son is not a fan of showing his work...

Off-brand 7-Eleven picks the worst name possible

Off-brand 7-Eleven picks the worst name possible

This deli has some interesting recent “reviews”

This deli has some interesting recent “reviews”

I tried to explain it to the kid working the till, but I don’t think it took.

I tried to explain it to the kid working the till, but I don’t think it took.

Never leave your slushies unattended

Never leave your slushies unattended

I thought this was funny, my husband did not!

I thought this was funny, my husband did not!

What is my house trying to tell me?

What is my house trying to tell me?

Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called in Sick to Work

Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called in Sick to Work

What I got in my fortune cookie today

What I got in my fortune cookie today

My son thinks he is hilarious - told him to stack the dishes in the sink

My son thinks he is hilarious - told him to stack the dishes in the sink

Dude can't get past the first five pages...

Dude can't get past the first five pages...

Didn't know my dog was a famous chef

Didn't know my dog was a famous chef

Book entitled "No. More. Plastic." is ironically wrapped in plastic.

Book entitled