What are they making traffic cones out of these days?

What are they making traffic cones out of these days?

Good way to spend $2.5k

Good way to spend $2.5k

Happy to be here sir

Happy to be here sir

Well, this face swap worked out better than expected

Well, this face swap worked out better than expected

I spotted this flyer on 9th Ave in NYC and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

I spotted this flyer on 9th Ave in NYC and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

My friend saw this at the doctors office

My friend saw this at the doctors office

The "exotic" section of a grocery store in Finland

The

My wife…sleeps(?) like this…?

My wife…sleeps(?) like this…?

Wholesome story

Wholesome story

Very true

Very true

Stay fit

Stay fit

This sign in my new apartment building. I live on the 28th floor.

This sign in my new apartment building. I live on the 28th floor.

Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

IRL eye test for "I want to speak with the manager" types

IRL eye test for

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

Great to see Prince Harry's new book on display.

Great to see Prince Harry's new book on display.

The restrooms at my local pizzeria.

The restrooms at my local pizzeria.

My 3 y/o somehow kicked himself in the face and got a nosebleed while dancing, his school offered sage advice on how to avoid future accidents

My 3 y/o somehow kicked himself in the face and got a nosebleed while dancing, his school offered sage advice on how to avoid future accidents

Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.

Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.

My dog always looks like he’s just received the worst news of his life

My dog always looks like he’s just received the worst news of his life

woke up to this little burrito today

woke up to this little burrito today