That’s Why We Call It Pluto

That’s Why We Call It Pluto

Dude can't get past the first five pages...

Dude can't get past the first five pages...

Didn't know my dog was a famous chef

Didn't know my dog was a famous chef

Book entitled "No. More. Plastic." is ironically wrapped in plastic.

Book entitled

Captain's use only

Captain's use only

My dog thinks he is a person

My dog thinks he is a person

Good way to spend $2.5k

Good way to spend $2.5k

Happy to be here sir

Happy to be here sir

Well, this face swap worked out better than expected

Well, this face swap worked out better than expected

I spotted this flyer on 9th Ave in NYC and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

I spotted this flyer on 9th Ave in NYC and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

My friend saw this at the doctors office

My friend saw this at the doctors office

The "exotic" section of a grocery store in Finland

The

My wife…sleeps(?) like this…?

My wife…sleeps(?) like this…?

Wholesome story

Wholesome story

Very true

Very true

Stay fit

Stay fit

This sign in my new apartment building. I live on the 28th floor.

This sign in my new apartment building. I live on the 28th floor.

Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

IRL eye test for "I want to speak with the manager" types

IRL eye test for

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

Great to see Prince Harry's new book on display.

Great to see Prince Harry's new book on display.